I’m very often referred to as “Sir” in elevators and such. I think it has to do with being this tall and not wearing much lipstick. I think people just can’t imagine I’d be a woman if I look like this.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
HOLY SHIT
I may have screamed
ME GUSTA MUCHO
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Things I’m looking forward to in 2012 |The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
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what annoys me the most on the fact that I live in a place where English is not the first language is that I have tons of amazing lines in English that would fit perfectly in certain kinds of conversations but I can’t fucking use them because no one would understand